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Spike Dee. Twenty-something. Male. Five feet, seven inches. Brown Blond hair, hazel eyes. Chubby. Mathematics & Postsecondary Education major with an AAS in Computer Science. Math and technology geek (naturally). ~90% gay, 100% queer. Stranded in the Deep South (for now).

Incredibly random, zany, & all-around weird. Can go from silly to serious in three seconds flat. Has a snarky & surreal sense of humor that's been known to confuse & offend. Tends to seem easygoing outside whilst being high-strung inside.

Reader. Writer. Over-analyzer & procrastinator extraordinaire. Slave to trainwreck syndrome & academia. Flagrantly nerdy. Entertained by intellectual pursuits, fundamentalists, & wingnuts of all varieties. Insanely addicted to NPR, Wikipedia & TV Tropes. Debian user & non-rabid FLOSS enthusiast. Armchair activist with marked liberal tendencies.

Somehow clinically ADHD & a recovering perfectionist, on top of being a (mostly) recovered socialphobe, with a little complex PTSD thrown in for kicks. Generally mentally "interesting" & delightfully self-contradictory.